Surviving a Long Distance Relationship

I've NEVER say that it's easy to endure in a long distance relationship atw PJJ atw LDR atw pajero dan dll dsb dst ect. Well, it's never been so easy like others says. It's always be irritated and for sure, its really HIGHLY SUCKS. Especially for me, yeah, as an ordinary teenage girl. Well, many people say that it's amazing, a miracle to me for surviving long distance relationship. They will look excited and then shouted like this "Wahh Dilaa masih sama Iak? Gile, hebat dah, padahal PJJ!" or the annoyed one, "Hah?? Bisa ya? Orang kayak kw La? GA NYANGKA AKU! KASIAN IAK" Oh well, just shut up.

My God, what happen with all these people ? Are they really think that long distance relationship isn't working ?

*oh yeah baby hit the keypad and send this messagge to ur loved one please*

Honestly, emang susah banget buat ngejelanin pajero. Particularly bagi para mahluk mahluk di luar sana yang seneng meng-underestimate pasangannya atau yg terlalu overreacted *dikit dikit neting, dikit dikit cemas, dikit dikit khawatir, dikit dikit kentut* oh yeah I'm totally joking with the last one. Intinya, yang paling SANGAT gila gilaan dibutuhkan dari long distance relationship *versi saya* ini adalahhhh jereng jereng jeng jeng jeng PULSA HAPE YANG CUKUP BANYAK ! Yak, apa , budek lu ? Gua ulangin coy, PULSA !! PULSAAAA PULSAAAA ARGHHH !

Aku pake provider telkomsel kartu AS dan pada awal awalnya aku ngejalanin LDR ini, TELKOMSEL bertingkat sangat sangat kancrut dan KAMPRUT ! Gila aja , pulsa 10 rebu cuman bisa nelpon 24 menit! 24 menit!! can you imagine that ? Ditambah lagi kadang kadang, jaringannya sangsut, sinyal ilang ilang , suara ga kedengaran dan untuk beberapa menit the situation always been like this :

me : Hallo ?? Hallooo ? Wooyy Wooyy !! Haloo ?!! Paaakkk OYYY !!!

him : Halo ? Astaghfirullah.. Hallo ? Kedengeren ga ? Argghhhh..HALLO ?!

yeah kinda pathetic emang.

*in phone, almost everyday in every lonely night :(*

But fortunately, akhir akhir telkomsel engga bertingkah sekejam sehina sekancrut sekampret seBADSHIT dulu. Udah agak baekkan DIKIT. Soalnya kmaren malem pas aku nelponin dia selama 30 menit pulsa aku cuman berkurang kira kira 3000an saja ahuahuahuahua GILA ALLAHU AKBAR BAHAGIA SEKALI ! Pas aku ngabarin dia, kita berdua teriak teriak kegirangan untuk beberapa saat, seneng, happy, excited, loncat loncat *lebay* arghh dodol dureeennn POKOKNYA SEMUANYA dehh. Finally bisa puas berjam jam ngobrol ampe kuping lepas!! Buat yang pake kartu AS juga dan belon denger kabar nelpon rumah ini, silakan klik ini.

*yeah, waiting for April 17th babe :X*

Ember, long distance relationship emang SUCKS *seperti kata raditya dika* . Everytime you see something which brings out a ‘wow’ from you, you will terribly miss your loved one and wish there were here to share this *seperti yang sangat sangat SANGAT sering terjadi pada diriku yang malang ini*

Well sebenarnya the question to ask is not wheter long distance relationship work, but whether you want to make it work. 

Tapi emang sih, S-U-S-A-H B-A-N-G-E-T buat make it work.

oh yeah baby, who the hell that says long distance relationship is so much easier than short distance relationship ?